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    Thanks, Gents, for the exhaustive info! Cheers

    What do you call a joke that gets stuck at the back of your throat?
    A gag.

    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because although it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

    The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah.”

    The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to Hell?”
    The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.


    sx poet

    ah you welcome Saxomonica, just a bit of light reading.

    best wishes

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